cynicallycomical

This guy is a sham. We have all seen him do his death defying stunts and live through them all miraculously without as much as a scratch. Hell even Criss Angel admitted he was a faker who just wanted to entertain. Criss Angel is much more better looking that Blaine as well. I don’t know why Blaine is doing the same trick over and over, “Hey watch me not die” “Hey look at me cheat death again” we get it, you sold your soul to the devil and got shafted on the deal. You’re hardly famous, not close to infamous, you don’t have a show, you’re probably a scientologist, and I hope you go blind in your next stunt hanging above Central Park for 60 hours.  Who came up with 60 hours? Why not 666 hours devil boy? When you get down from your backwards noose maybe you can lay down some magic on me and stop boring us all to death.  That would be a great trick, “Hey I’m David Blaine, and I am going to bore you all physically to death within the next hour! And I’m going to do it while living life like it’s out of style the whole time!” Seriously kill me now David. 

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